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Please, for the love of god, try the following:

• Don't click the Refresh button, Go outside now.
• If you are about to spend another £100 at Amazon, then please contact Amazon Anonymous.
• To go outside, first click the Cyber Hypnosis menu, and then click Cold Water in the Face. On the NumbAss tab, click Sedentary Back Pain.  The Get out of Your Chair setting should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator.
• If your Evil Computer Addict Persona has enabled it, we can examine your network and quickly discover a way to wake you up from your computer-induced stuper.
• If you would like Windows to try and discover them click Detect Computer-Induced Stupor
• These are a host of things awaiting you in the outside world: Runing, Swimming, Cycling, or even PTA meetings, and dentist appointments, for example.
• If you are unable to get up, click here and your power strip will emit a large enough shock to scare you back to your senses.  If that doesn't work, then we give up.  You offically in need of serious help.  Dial 999 and request an ambulance so as you can reach a mental hospital hear you.
• Click the button to melt your computer.

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